And, from Iowa comes this joke about two Minnesotans, Ole and Sven, who are sitting in a boat watching fishery biologists from the University of Minnesota prepare to enter the water with scuba diving gear so they can conduct an underwater study of the lake's fish population.
After the divers plunge from the boat into the lake, Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off 'der boats?”
To which Sven replies, “Well, you know, if they fell forwards they'd still be in de boat!”
Sounds pretty logical to me.
